part 344 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the meme! How was your weekend, meme? Good, I hope! I am LOVING these updates, by the way! I feel like it's Christmas! But in October and November! It's really refreshing to have new material and it kinda feels like a ~rejuvenation~ in the fandom! Well... anywho!

Enjoy part 344!

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[(Anonymous)]

Something so, so naughty.

[(Anonymous)]

naughy page

what is it anon

http://hetaliakink.webs.com/two.html

[(Anonymous)]

Since page was claimed for naughty.

You all know the drill.

ooc

[bruscyourteeth]

interesting
Thailand/Lithuania - Aphrodisiacs & Cybersex
Norway/Hungary - Nipple play & Restraints
Cameroon/Thailand - Sixty-nine (69) & Shyness
Bulgaria/Sweden - Tentacle sex & Sex outdoors/outside

actual faves
Romano/N. Italy - Spooning & Heat
America/Netherlands - Sexual experience or expertise & Endearments (???)
Norway/Iceland - Orgasm denial & Sex outdoors/outside
China/Cameroon - Geek/jock pairings & Restraints
Turkey/Poland - Restraint & Massage

ITT: Naughty ideas for DR posts

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by bakerstreet or something you came up with all on your own.

Re: ITT: Naughty ideas for DR posts

[(Anonymous)]

Spanking thread

[(Anonymous)]

Now that we have some nice dr post ideas

which characters would you like to see involved with a particular idea?

[withdrawnandalcoholic]

{A new Latvia appears on the meme. Oh, here comes Hell now.}

[(Anonymous)]

QUICK EVERYONE

TO THE MILKING MACHINES

[(Anonymous)]

So what should be our first lewd DR situation thread? Since the tentacle post didn't take off.

[(Anonymous)]

maybe we should wait until the murder event is over

or at least give a heads up like "tomorrow at 8 pm" we'll post this thread so rpers can be ready and anons can jump in

[(Anonymous)]

DAMN IT KORRA

FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

[(Anonymous)]

THEY HAD TO GIVE HER STUFF TO DEAL WITH NEXT SEASON

[(Anonymous)]

Remember when China ate churros in the shape of dicks

[(Anonymous)]

LEWD

LEWWWWWWWWD

[(Anonymous)]

I want to cum in Latvia's hair

[(Anonymous)]

Now go over all those scenarios in the kink generator thread above

and repost the ones you'd wanna see rped here

or the ones you want to rp yourself

[(Anonymous)]

America/Romano - Dub-con & Taste

America forces Romano to eat at Olive Garden against his will

http://en.sommer-sommer.com/braintest/

[(Anonymous)]

Which side of your brain is more dominant?: The 30-Second Brain Test

Gimme your results

Re: http://en.sommer-sommer.com/braintest/

[(Anonymous)]

"Congratulations
You use your brain equally."
56% left, 44% right.

[(Anonymous)]

Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for YOU. I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?

[(Anonymous)]

I only asked for a bag of chips...

ITT: Two Remaining Killers

[(Anonymous)]

So who do you think it is now that the kid is out? Do we know for sure who he killed? Does this change your suspicions about the remaining two?

Re: ITT: Two Remaining Killers

[(Anonymous)]

fem!prussia and kid greece

[(Anonymous)]

IT WAS FEM PRUSSIA IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE WRENCH

[(Anonymous)]

AND THEY SAY READING IS HARMLESS

[(Anonymous)]

be honest

if someone posted a smut thread would you participate?

[(Anonymous)]

I'd scroll. I'm not interested personally.

[(Anonymous)]

Russia will stuff your mailbox with hearts.

/driveby

[lietuvaaaah]

[It'll be impossible to get the bloodstains out of the sidewalk.]

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone else think Jeanne d'Arc is kinda hot?

[(Anonymous)]

kinda hot? I'd say she was burning.

[(Anonymous)]

DAE hot girl joke

[(Anonymous)]

are you ready for some murder

/drive-by

[luckycountry]

[NO]

Day 7

[meme_mystery]

Goooood mooooorrrrniiinning guests! Or what’s left of you! [There’s muffled laughing over the speakers and they cut short, followed by the wake up music.]



[The portly captain is wiping his brow, but smiling as he addresses the guests.]

If you haven’t noticed, quite a few of you are missing today! Not one, not two, but three bodies were found last night! Isn’t that exciting?! [His voice cracks at the end of that and he coughs and sips some tea. It’s herbal today.]

It seems there’s only four of you left. I hope you’ve made some good friends and close ties this trip, hmm? Will you be able to save the rest of yourselves?

[A crew member leans in and the captain sighs and nods, then pulls a list out of his pocket.]

Let’s get on to business, shall we? [cough hack]

The first body we found was Italy! Third time’s the charm, hm? Suffocated by a pillow, poor man. He had gone through so much already. [He shakes his head.] He died, whether peacefully or not, in his bed.

[He moves to the second point in his list as he sips more tea.]

The other two we found locked in a deathly embrace! One done up in full fencing gear, nonetheless. From initial observation it seems the one in the fencing gear slit the wrists and neck of the victim, who managed to grab the saber before they were able to deliver a finishing blow, and choked the murderer to death before bleeding out! What a struggle, what a tragedy! I wish someone had been there to see that!

[He pauses. And sniffs.]

Oh yes it would speed things along if I actually mentioned their names. Prussia was discovered wearing the fencing gear, and her unwilling victim was the Republic of Lithuania! The whole scene is quite the sight, but we have undeniable proof now that Prussia was a killer.
You should thank Lithuania, there’s only one killer left to find!

[He seems happy for them as he surveys the room, then checks his list again at gentle urging from the crew member.]

Today’s featured activity is a return of the spa and massage area! Use this opportunity to rest and relax while you contemplate who the remaining murderer among you is. My personal spa favorite is getting a manicure. [He holds up his hands and wiggles his fingers, then checks his watch.]

And with that, the morning meeting is adjourned! Please, enjoy your stay and we hope to see you again this evening in good health.

[He ambles back to his quarters as a crew member replaces the image on the wall.]

[Day 7 begins now.

Participants, if you would like to use an Ability that you would like to take effect on Night 7 and Day 8, comment on the Active Ability post (comment screened).

Killers, send your kill on the Killer Hit List (comment screened).

Voting thread.

Day begins at 8 p.m. EST, 1 a.m. GMT
Night begins at 8 a.m. EST, 1 p.m. GMT]

Re: Day 7

[(Anonymous)]

Prussia was a killer.

And nobody was surprised.

[(Anonymous)]

So if austria really is the last killer.

It'll all be over when they execute her in the next update.

TEAM INNOCENTS, FUCK YEAH

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's Australia. I highly doubt that lady Austria is strong enough to pin down a thrashing grown man.

How would a nation react to....

[(Anonymous)]

Post a situation!

Bonus points if you post a serious one, since they're always silly!

Being seriously injured

[(Anonymous)]

I'm bored so

[(Anonymous)]

I made a Cards Against Humanity game! Come join!

http://pyz.socialgamer.net/

Look for anonymoo's game. The password is buhyoo

Re: I'm bored so

[(Anonymous)]

joooooin

[(Anonymous)]

Himaruya :(

I'm so spoiled already with the quick updates. I feel like it's been forever.

+0.5

[(Anonymous)]

half-and-half?

i'm concerned and paranoid 5ever because of that long absence of his, so now i'm just like IT'S OKEY YOU CAN END THIS EVENT WITH NAKED GERMANY TELLING US GHOSTS ARE VERBOTEN

JUST DON'T GET BURNT OUT AND LEAVE AGAIN

OK

OKEY

;A;

Meme

[(Anonymous)]

What happened to you?

Did the killer murder everyone?

Re: Meme

[(Anonymous)]

cards against humanity ma a an