part 351 lutes and flutes and brutes

[aphanon_meme]

Good day, meme! Or... good morrow? I hope part 351 shall be fun for you, or it would be a sorrow! I would think of more to rhyme, but it's late and there is no more sun! All that is left to say is--

Enjoy part 351!

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[(Anonymous)]

After close observations, I have some to the conclusion that Americans really love "This is as ______ as [insert celebrity]'s career" jokes.

[(Anonymous)]

this is as sexy as Obama's career?

[(Anonymous)]

MORE

WEIGHT

[(Anonymous)]

STOP SUPPORTING UNHEALTHY WEIGHTS, GILES COREY

damn it meme

[(Anonymous)]

when someone checks out a library book and doesn't return it



and the library apparently doesn't have enough funding to replace lost books BUT they do have enough funding to replace lost video games



I can only express myself in gifs. :(

Re: damn it meme

[zeetee]

Maybe people pay their fines for lost games more reliably than for books... or perhaps they have a grant system in place to pay for games only??

As a librarian at several points in my life, it's always boggled me how callous people can be about library books and fines... I'm sorry that happened, anon ;o;

falsetto

[(Anonymous)]

Who can sing best in falsetto?

Re: falsetto

[(Anonymous)]

England, he's only got one ball

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if England ever felt like an annoyed auntie with Henry VIII. JUST PICK A WIFE THAT YOU DON'T KILL OR PUT AWAY, HENRY.

[(Anonymous)]

Well let's see.

Catherine = sent her away, divorced, died alone and sick
Anne Boleyn = had her arrested, divorced, and executed
Jane = died in childbirth
Anne of Cleves = divorced but remained in his good graces
Kathryn Howard = arrested, divorced, and executed (and she may have been as young as 16 at the time! poor dear...)
Catherine Parr = almost had her arrested, but he died, so she made it past him

hooray

itt: lewd thoughts

[(Anonymous)]

Let's be lewd and unsavory, meme

Re: itt: lewd thoughts

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I very rarely have thoughts where men are submissive/having things done to them because I prefer to put myself in the place of women in porn and I prefer to be on the 'bottom' side of things.

But I came across this post and

http://onedeadpoet.tumblr.com/post/65343811537/please-take-it-out-there-it-is-i-knew-i

could not help but imagine it being done to America or Germany. Slowly. Combined with other teases. And it was a good thought. *_* A very good thought.

[(Anonymous)]

America right now:

[(Anonymous)]

GAAAAAAY

[(Anonymous)]

People were shorter in the past... so, have the nations always been as tall as they are now, or are they still growing when... necessary?

[(Anonymous)]

imagine all the nations
super short and stocky

[(Anonymous)]

"Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms"

Oh look I found the grandma

[(Anonymous)]

Have the people with these headcanons ever actually heard the full song? I'm pretty sure it's about somebody lamenting that their significant other ran away with someone else. It's certainly not a song to sing to your dying lover.

If I was dying in my lover's arms, I'd rather they sing me a lullaby or something.

[(Anonymous)]

We're never getting our Russias back

[(Anonymous)]

Never lose hope, anon!

hetaliasearch.livejournal.com

[(Anonymous)]

Yay, if this gets momentum, I don't have to ask the meme every time I can't remember where a fic was.
Unless you'd rather I ask you, meme.

Re: hetaliasearch.livejournal.com

[(Anonymous)]

ngl meme would probably still be faster in most cases


but I'm still really curious about it

[(Anonymous)]

"The demand for blonde girls and boys was so lucrative that slave traders would hunt for these people as far away as northern Finland, a recent study finds.

Using chronicles, travelogues and various administrative documents such as tax and land registers, as well as diplomatic reports, he found that there was extensive raiding into parts of Finland, the Russian Karelia and the Baltic Countries during the late medieval and early modern periods, with thousands of persons kidnapped in the north. Only a fraction of them ended up in the Caspian Sea region and Central Asia via the Volgan and Crimean slave markets. (http://www.medievalists.net/2014/04/17/medieval-slave-traders-go-finland/)"

I didn't know this.

[(Anonymous)]

Finns were especially valuable on the slave trade market because they were neither Christian or Muslim, and because of their light skin colour. Korpela explains:

The most expensive slave on the Caffa register was a 14–year-old white boy referred to in the source text as “Jarcaxius” (“Circassian”?), who was sold for 750 aspers, and there were other slaves with good colour qualifications that seemed to carry an above-average price. One four-and-a-half-year-old Rus’ian “white” boy cost 185 aspers, although such young children were usually very cheap on account of their high mortality rate. “White” Saracen slaves were also overpriced in the Genoese registers, and blond boys and girls were expensive on the Italian markets, too.

Wow.

[(Anonymous)]

Norway, why did you plague the world with your rats?

[(Anonymous)]

America, why did you plague the world with your farts?

[(Anonymous)]

5'3" Canada with long, flowing hair

[(Anonymous)]

Hi, fanon Canada.

Get a haircut.

[(Anonymous)]

Bald Eagle Cam: Watch Eaglets Grow Up Live

http://blog.nwf.org/2014/02/bald-eagle-cam-watch-decorah-eaglets-grow-up-live/

[(Anonymous)]

puffin cams are better

ITT: what's bugging you

[(Anonymous)]

ugh if I hear that damn Selfie song one more time I AM GONNA SCREAM

how about you anons, what's bugging ya today

Re: ITT: what's bugging you

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure if this is bugging me, but I disagree with this person's conclusions (that I think will be in their thesis) that are gaining a lot of traction in the historical costume/fashion community and I can't decide whether or not to comment on their blog posts about them.

AUs you'd be interested in drawing/writing/rping

[(Anonymous)]

Any AU ideas you'd like to give a go?

Re: AUs you'd be interested in drawing/writing/rping

[(Anonymous)]

Currently I'm writing a dragon hunter AU where Italy and Romano are the grandsons of the famous dragon hunter Rome.

Rome actually managed to slay a lot of dragons, though, so there aren't many left for Italy and Romano. Which is just how they like it, because it means they can simply coast off of Rome's fame and not really do much other than flirt with pretty ladies.

[(Anonymous)]

The personification of the meme faps to

[(Anonymous)]

... I thought there would be a

[(Anonymous)]

Who is your favorite character and why is it Russia? (^し^)

[(Anonymous)]

Go back to bed, Russia.

[(Anonymous)]

move

[(Anonymous)]

No, you.

ITT: regrets

[(Anonymous)]

Re: ITT: regrets

[(Anonymous)]

fapping to that

[(Anonymous)]

Poop-dolla 💩

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevintang/inside-chinas-insane-witch-hunt-for-slash-fiction-writers

[(Anonymous)]

i was just reading this earlier

those poor girls...

ITT: Your top 5 favorite characters

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

Can you all please pressure me to get out of the Hetalia fandom

[(Anonymous)]

Coming to a Hetalia meme and telling them to tell you to get out of the fandom sounds rather



inefficient.