aphanon_meme | part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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what do folks think about moving on to a new part once a part reaches like 5000 comments and captcha is introduced?

I wouldn't mind it

same as above, would not mind

It wouldn't bother me.

wouldn't mind it tbh

Don’t mind, either!

Previously was conflicted but now don't mind
Adapt to changing times and all

[OOC: Don't mind at all!]

And just leave the part unfinished?!

driving Germany crazy is even more reason to do this

sorry Germany

You should apologize properly! You don't sound sorry at all.

How does one apologize properly? I've never heard of this weird ass concept

[Huffs.]

There are multiple steps to follow for a proper apology, Anonymous! You should start by reading the manual by Klaus-Heinrich von Deckname about apologizing called Machen Sie sich nicht die Mühe, dies zu übersetzen. Es ist Kauderwelsch, Vol. 1-5!

ugh READING

can't I just kiss you on the cheek or something

A kiss?

[Stares.]

...Are you from one of the Mediterranean cultures, Anonymous?

[Because then at least the request makes sense to him.]

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[Pats his leg]

Calm down, bestie.

[Narrows his eyes.]

Excuse me?

[

is how Germany is feeling right now.]

[~~And why does he feel like his garden is in danger?~~]

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I said calm down, bestie!

[Hits his leg harder]

[And, in that moment, Holy Roman Empire understood what real pain felt like]

#$%%i=/&%$#"!"#$%?=/&%$#"/&%$#"=/&%$#"/&%$#"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~[Your garden is safe in his hands]~~

[Crosses arms over his chest. He doesn't understand the interweb slang you youths of today are twittering and snapcording and dischatting. ~~God, Romano was right, he is an old fart.~~]

Best the what?

And stop that! I'm perfectly calm!

[Aaand uncrosses his arms again, a little worried.]

Are... Are you all right?

[Don't worry, Holy Rome doesn't understand either! He just parrots what he sees on the internet!]

BIG YIKES, BESTIE! LIKE TOTES FOR REALS BIG YIKES! MY HAND GOT TOTES CANCELLED ON YOUR LEG! WHAT DO YOU EAT, CLOUT?! SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW HOW TO TREAT A CHILD?!

[MOVES HIS BROKEN HAND AROUND]

AND I OOP MY POOR HAND! YOU ARE SO SUS, BRUH! SO SUS!!!!!

Best HRE, bestie. Well, not for Germany's sanity, but still. [1/2]

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[1/2] OH NO YOU BROKE HIM

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/Buhyoos at HRE

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Germany ----

[ mind screeching to a halt as Japan again drops the -san bUT ]

( ..also, now that Kiku thinks about it, did Germany ever tell Kiku his real name....?? )

--- We have both left quite a lot unfinished.

( ... )

[ and then Kiku slowly [quickly???] dives back into Kiku's blanket-wrap. ]

( Kiku means in general too -- also kind of making a dig at own self but Well. )

Good evening, Japan.

[Oh, he knows exactly what they're talking about.]

If you need any help with that, I suggest calling Italy or America. They never leave a plate unfinished and-

Japan? ...Kiku? Don't be so hasty! Where are you going?!

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[ He does?!?? To be honest Kiku wasn't quite sure if Germany would truly keep in mind the events from before but ---- ]

( ...Wait ) Italy-kun?? ( and Kiku pokes head back out )

I believe I was talking about -- Germany and I -- in general ----

[ .... yyyyeahhhh Kiku is definitely still not Quite used to this ]

--- ( about to apologize; remembering trying to stop apologizing and abruptly cuts self off before Kiku can start on the 'My Apologies TM' all the time )

-- ... I've been a bit worn lately, that's all --

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1/? Germany pLS

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Wouldn't mind

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/swingby

I'm sorry, but it was either this or a Germany-fied Navy SEAL copypasta

Germany has over 300 confirmed kills and trained in gorilla warfare

Your IP is being traced right now and--hold on, the comment is coming from inside the house?!

SCREAMS

1/2 Sorry I Cannot resist

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