part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[dererste]

My favorite hobby is stealing used underwear and using it as handkerchiefs to blow my fuckin' nose, I think that's more funny than gross but the uptight people disagree with the cool me!! [sHRUGS]

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[1amkeit]

[IT'S A GOOD THING PSYCHOLOGY HAS BEEN SO BIG IN GERMANY BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO NEED IT TO OVERCOME THE HORRORS OF THIS THREAD]

BROTHER, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!!

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[dererste]

KESESESESESE!! EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!! UPTIGHT PEOPLE ARE DRAWN TO THIS CONFESSION LIKE ROACHES TO LEFTOVERS!! [CACKLING LAUGHTER]

OI, OI, NOW 'THE HELL IS THIS!! You're telling me if I got you some Italian maid's panties, you wouldn't do the same, hah, West?!! HAH?!! REALLY?!! MASTER WEST?!!!

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[fraustria]

[head in hands]

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[dererste]

...

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...


...[extends booger hand towards slowly]

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[fraustria]

[slaps away!!!

empties an entire grandma's handbag worth of tissues on you]

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[dererste]

[LAUGHS]


[SLIDES CLOSER]

Oi, Lottie, I've found you a present!!

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[fraustria]

[FLEES OUT OF RANGE]

Wh-What is it?!

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[dererste]

A piece of dried nasal mucus, kessesesee!!!! C'mon!! Stop running and take it to decorate your hair!! [SKIPS A LONG AFTER YOU HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD]

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[fraustria]

[stifles a scREAM]

No- y-you get away from me this instant, Gilbert! Go away!!

[JUST RUNS]

Re: What's something disgusting that you do?

[dererste]

Hooh, and what if I don't?! [Is this how you exercise Austrias? Make them run from nasty things?]

+1

[wild_kuken]

But the little mistress' grumpy face makes it all the more rewarding, kesesese!!

[Some of those others apply to her too, but which will remain a mystery!]

Re: +1

[fraustria]

[MAKES A REALLY GRUMPY FACE AT]

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

[CUUUUUUUTE KESESESESESE~~~]

Oho, speak of the devil!! How are you today young lady?

Re: +1

[fraustria]

[h-how dare you]

Hmph. Well enough before these sickening revelations disturbed my stomach. And you?

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

The observant as a little bird me is waiting for the princess' turn to reveal something!!!

Re: +1

[fraustria]

Oh.

[...]

Then, I will admit that sometimes, I allow dust to gather upon my prized instruments, as I cannot find the time to play them all regularly.

[There.]

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

[. . .]

That's not disgusting, that's normal!! Try again!

Re: +1

[fraustria]

Ah. Then...hm...

[thinking...]

Sometimes, my clothing becomes quite covered in cat hair, as I allow the cat to go wherever she likes...

Re: +1

[dererste]

Does it now?! You'll have to let me in on your thieving tricks, twin!! My little prince only huffs and puffs!! I can never get him to sulking point before interference robs me of my god damn short term memory.

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Also adorable, but the secret is to steal things she's too embarrassed to let Ungarn see! Girly panties come in all different shapes and she won't call the guard dog if you get things he's not invited to!!

[For example, allow her to pull out a lacy thong for you to see. She totally got the better end of the panty stealing deal in her universe.]

Re: +1

[dererste]

[GASP]

Y-YOU!! A THONG-- How the hell did you find those?! Where does she hide those?! [REACHES FOR IT]

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Hundreds of years of experience!!!

[WAVES IT IN FRONT OF YOU LIKE A DOG TREAT] Pay for the next time we go out drinking and maybe the generous me will tell you.

Re: +1

[dererste]

[REACHES FOR IT]

T-TCH!! Merciless money leech!! Fine! Just give it to me!!

Re: +1

[wild_kuken]

Oh come on, it'll be fun!!! [Going out drinking that is!]

Ta-da! [aaand lets it go!]

Just like Roderich, Lieselotte has a storage room down the hall from her bedroom that's noticeably less dusty and unused than the others. In fact it's almost in mint fucking condition!! All her toys and shit she's gathered over the years are in there, including the sexy outfits and things like that!