part 363 paper snowflakes

[aphanon_meme]

It's... December! I can't believe it's almost the end of another year. Time is weird. Anyway! There's been a lot of neato Hetalia news in the meantime! That game (that I can't get working but will look at videos and screencaps of so I can play vicariously)! The image of the first doll! The musical promo images!! What are you most excited for?

Enjoy part 363!

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[(Anonymous)]

PAGE CLAIMED FOR ASKING THINGS also, ask an anon

[(Anonymous)]

who tragically ordered spinach on this pizza and idk did they not squeeze the water out of the spinach at ALL because this pizza is like a fucking spinach swamp with puddles of spinach water

I like spinach but this doesn't taste good

:(

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[(Anonymous)]

D: anon that sounds awful. I'm so sorry about your pizza :c

what's your favourite pizza topping?

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[(Anonymous)]

R.I.Pizza

Sun-dried tomatoes! What about you, anon?

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[(Anonymous)]

What's the best way to eat spinach?

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[vuri]

Oh no, maybe you can salvage it a little by patting it down with a paper towel and putting it in the oven for a few minutes? ...though I don't really cook, so I'd take that idea with a major grain of salt, I have no idea how well that would really work.

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[romanon]

dry it off as best as you can and then put it in the oven! Maybe add some non-watery cheese, like parmesan. Use the real oven tho, not the microvawe. Grill function if you have it.

Ask a vuri

[vuri]

Who never realized there were so many suit porn blogs. But like, it's suit porn as in nice suits, not suit porn as in actual pornographic content. There's surprisingly not that much gay porn with suits, or at least not with nice expensive-looking suits, which is surprising to me because if nothing else stereotype overwhelmingly suggests there's some correlation between gay guys and dressing fancy so wouldn't you think there'd be a market for that sort of thing?

...I'm still genuinely sad there's no m/m historical reenactment porn. Or even people drawing it.

:'| Can we have an AU in which everything is the same but the entire Napoleonic Wars was fought through competitive striptease? Fuck if I remember any of the battles, but daaaaaaaamn everybody looked sharp. If there was an awards show for best costume design in an international armed conflict, that's where my vote would go.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm surprised! I thought I remembered reading that historical m/m romance novels had undergone a small popularity boom a few years back. But then again maybe they skip over the clothing stuff...

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[romanon]

it might be connected with the fact that fancy male fashion, especially of the custom-made variety (as I suppose historical costumes might be, at least well-done ones) might cost a lot. Like, a shitton. There's almost no mid-way between A Thousand Different Casual Styles and fucking Prada.

I mean, those are not the kind of clothes you want to get bodily fluids over.

If you want to give it a try you might want to look into erotic cinema of the Seventies in Italy and France. There were a lot of "historical" erotic-to-porn movies being made in that period, thought I suspect about 100% of them were heterosexual and about 90% of the erotic content would be gross kissing and boobs. But the costumes were good as far as I remember from the glimpses I tried to catch on very late night tv, and the young male actors are usually cute. I think they simply used leftovers from"serious" tv-shows and movies. Since Italian and French cinema wasn't as rich as American Hollywood they had to get more mileage from costumes and sets.

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[bachmanroad]

The only gay porn I've seen with suits is like... that menatplay or settings with older men and office plots. What happens when you need to know how dudes would bang wearing Armani suits for... writing purposes.

Historical sex with historically accurate menswear would mean powdered wigs being chucked aside as well as heels being kicked off right? Plus the frustration of 'how many buttons does this damn shirt have good God'.

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[fredlig]

Uh...

[He has so many questions, but so little answers]

[Here's a late Christmas gift for miss Vuri]

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[bachmanroad]

Who's still writing just... really... slow... why is this happening to me

Re: Ask a Bachman

[vuri]

Whatcha writin'?

Also I'm tempted to get Undertale since everyone's so abuzz about it, but I'm not a gamer and when I say not a gamer I mean I completely suck at games. How hard would you say it is? And/or is it better for someone like me to just watch a playthrough on youtube (I'm mainly curious about the characters/story)?

Ask a Den or mun

[kingkongeriget]

[Yo.]

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[bachmanroad]

Mun, how do you like your Denmark lean or with beef?

ooc

[fredlig]

Muuuuuuun

I'm curious but what is your headcanon about these two? Like how do you see their relationship right now and etc etc. I need for... research. And because we don't have canon material on them.

Ask A Bran or Mun

[von_ballenstedt]

ooc: The first now also comes with boobies as damevomspree.

The mun is still in Japan and procrastinating from writing important reports in both Japanese and English rn orz

ask an anon

[(Anonymous)]

who just saw Shen Yun and was not prepared for the WTFery

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[(Anonymous)]

What was the WTFery?

Ask a femPrussia

[wild_kuken]

[Or her mun who just got home from work, hi meme!]

Re: Ask a femPrussia

[damevomspree]

...

[Please tell her you are the Prussia from her age.]

Re: Ask a femPrussia

[(Anonymous)]

Prusssssiaaaaaaaa

do nations get periods?

Ask a Lux or a mun

[lux_n_burg]

ooc: It's good to have a day off again. (=3=)b

ooc

[von_ballenstedt]

Are you having a nice day off so far?