part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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Take Some Ice

[(Anonymous)]

Put it in Your Anus

Re: Take Some Ice

[(Anonymous)]

...well this is the most awkward pagetop I've made

/hides

itt: ask a memer

[(Anonymous)]

why so quiet, meme?

should be plenty enough comment space for br and non-br meming now, since there are only a few posts left to be made to finish things off

/says the one who couldn't think of a thread topic so resorted to easiest type of thread

ask a tired memer

[(Anonymous)]

I'm tired...

[(Anonymous)]

England has a pimply arse

[(Anonymous)]

A pimply, scarred ass. Think of the damage that sword did!

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT IF HONG KONG SHOOTS HIMSELF INSTEAD OF FINLAND

[(Anonymous)]

KISS HIM YOU FOOL

[(Anonymous)]

Will they wake up naked

[(Anonymous)]

i hope so

next Part: NUDIST THEME

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

[mari]

I really wanna karaoke this song now

Here meme, have a bunny

[(Anonymous)]

Re: Here meme, have a bunny

[(Anonymous)]

Buhyoooo buhyoooooooo so cute!

[(Anonymous)]

OH IT'S THE PART THAT NEVER EEEEEENDS.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEEEEEEENDS!

[(Anonymous)]

IT"S BEEN EIGHT FUCKING DAYS
HOW IS THIS A LONG
PART



OH RIGHT
IT'S NOT

[(Anonymous)]

There once...

[(Anonymous)]

was a man....

[(Anonymous)]

from Peru....

[(Anonymous)]

STOP SPAMMING





please

[(Anonymous)]

who ate lots of spam....

[(Anonymous)]

from a shoe...

[(Anonymous)]

BUHBYE FINLAND!

AND HONG KONG OFFICIALLY WINS.

[(Anonymous)]

AAAAAAAH WE HAVE A WINNER AAAAAAAAH

[chinomi]

RAD DEATH PARTY

[(Anonymous)]

what if Hong Kong's prize is being left on the island to die while everyone else wakes up on the next part before him?

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, his prize would probably be a congratulatory kiss from Iceland and then sex

YOU GO HONG KONG

[picspammer]

Re: YOU GO HONG KONG

[(Anonymous)]

50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

[(Anonymous)]

Wow we actually have a winner of Battle Royale.

[(Anonymous)]

ok but finland and hong kong have to kiss next part

[(Anonymous)]

I don't ship it.

[memeroyale]

[ The winner of Battle Royale 2013 is combatant #36, xiaolongbaozhu!! ]

[ Please stand by for the final day's deadcount. ]

Deadcount Day 9

[br_undertaker]

[for one last time the speakers turn on, much later than usual - due to the rapidly spreading forest fire the undertaker had to collect the bodies first today]

[furthermore he wanted to wait for the outcome of the final battle, and now it is here]

Hello... Hong Kong!! Our winner!

It's amazing! For the first time in the meme's Battle Royale history somebody has claimed the crown! Um, figuratively, I mean - the only prize you get is your life. But hey, wasn't that worth it? After nine and a half days you are the last one standing!

[claps for him]

[the sound echoes across a now eerily quiet island - even the birds have stopped singing; the only other sound is the crackling of the fire]

Very well done! The boss is content!

But let's not forget those who were taken out in these last one and a half days, hm? It seems like our female America died from a fatal stab wound at the theatre, having refused to give in to her other injuries... was it a planned assault? A duel? Or an accident?

[almost feels mean to leave the last remaining participant in suspense like this - but he isn't sure if he will even care now, and besides it's Hong Kong]

[he attacked him twice when he was trying to collect corpses, and the stab wounds still hurt a lot, especially when he clapped just now]

Little Greece, it seems, fell victim to a vicious virus! See, this is why you've got to be careful about your food choices. But I understand - hunger is a nasty thing. Japan died through a beheading that looked strangely consensual to me! England, on the other hand, fought to the end - I don't remember another forest gunfight happening in this Battle Royale, so: well done on that front! Monaco appears to have triggered her own collar's explosion... in the same location where Spain died. Huh. I don't think that was a coincidence.

Anon #46, who deserves an honourable mention for robbing us, the organisation team, of our chef but seriously, he was a real asshat, and I think he had it coming, brought a knife - well, cleaver, but - to a gunfight at the theatre! Needless to say she didn't walk away from that one. Australia, too, got shot - but not in a fight. Some of you seem to have become more open to embracing Death towards the end! My, my...

Greece and Turkey-- ... they, um. Kind of hacked each other apart over bananas. That was...

[he has no words]

...moving on: Denmark didn't shy away from one last battle challenge! I don't think anyone else had their neck snapped this time around, and not last time either as far as I remember, so that was a novelty. Good show of reckless bravery in any case! Belarus let her throat be slit by her opponent - it may appear kind of strange since she first initiated the attack, but something important seems to have changed her mind.

[not that Hong Kong wouldn't know about that - but there are still some non-participants listening, right? maybe?]

The Ottoman Empire was a force to be reckoned with until the very end! Only a combination of gunfire and sword could bring him down, and that's on top of all his other wounds! Aaand our last death, just a moment ago, was... Finland's! He was shot with his own rifle at his own request! Very honourable, no?



Since the whole island is on fire and the game over I don't really think we need a forbidden zone today! Hong Kong, there should be a way still open to zone H8; there's a ferry waiting for you at the dock! Best of luck for making it there!

[after seeing the nation's anger there is no way he will accompany or receive him, but he's confident that he'll manage to find his way through the fire]

Thank you very much for the show, everybody, the Battle Royale was a great success, and the boss believes that the meme as a whole isn't as "fuckin bORING AND UNFUN" a place as he believed it to be! He said he won't stay around, though. I'm sure if Mister Ramsay was still alive he'd take back what he said about this place, too! So, really, well done.

[he gives the winner the honour of painfully clapping again for half a minute before turning off the speakers]

[death post: http://memeroyale.dreamwidth.org/2064.html]

[island map: http://i.imgur.com/pGuUs5X.png]

Re: Deadcount Day 9

[(Anonymous)]

Yay carnage!

[(Anonymous)]

LET'S HAVE A PARTRIDGE BBQ!

[(Anonymous)]

We have a campfire already, even. haha

Congratulations to our BR winner!

[(Anonymous)]

[Appears on the meme with little envelopes]

In thanks for giving us such fine entertainment, I'd like to thank everyone who played! But I have some special prizes for those who stuck with us to the end.

First place goes to xiaolongbaozhu! Thank you for putting on the show. You have been given 6 months paid time as a token of our appreciation.

Second place goes to finnish_him! We wouldn't have a winner without you. It takes two to murder, after all. Please accept two months paid time as a token of our appreciation.

Third place goes to osmaniac! You put on an amazing show. What a death machine! That final battle was amazing. Please accept one month paid time as a token of our appreciation.

Of course, everyone played amazingly well. Thank you so much for giving the meme over a week of bloody entertainment!

Re: Congratulations to our BR winner!

[(Anonymous)]

wow anon that's really nice of you!

[g_zimmer]

[Lands in Zone H8, waiting to pick up the winner.]

[xiaolongbaozhu]

[GETS TO THE CHOPPER.]

[(Anonymous)]

BINGOS

BINGOS EVERYWHERE!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Weren't we betting on rows?