part 335 summer nights (tell me more tell me more)

[aphanon_meme]

Like did he have a car? Dodo--dodo--dodo... yeah! How is your July going so far, meme? Good? Bad? Okay? Scrumtrulescent? ... Question mark? This is a very rambling post today, I'm sorry, I'm in a tired rush. A tired tired summer rush. Which, in my professional opinion, is the most annoying kind of rush. I prefer a crisp winter rush! But oh well.

Enjoy part 335!

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[(Anonymous)]

Bologna killed my uncle

[(Anonymous)]

I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OTHER WANKS

[(Anonymous)]

Deep fried eyelash

[(Anonymous)]

eyrash

[gordonramsay]

[Participants awaken crowded together in a thread that appears to be a darkened, bombed out classroom. They're are all wearing school uniforms (http://memeroyale.dreamwidth.org/1294.html), and on closer inspection, will find a thin metal collar (http://i.imgur.com/3WZvW.jpg) around each of their necks.]

[Before much of anything can be established, the lights snap on and a video at the front of the classroom begins to play. A familiar celebrity chef appears onscreen, filing a kitchen knife with a sharpener]

Good evening ladies and gents. I'm your host, Gordon Ramsay, and welcome what I believe, may be the last moment of your lives. Yes, this is Battle Royale.

Now, to start, I would like to explain why you lot were chosen to watch this video. [He places the sharpener and knife on the table and places his hands behind his back] You were given the chance to create a new beginning. With the new location and advertisement, it's a wonder why it takes more than a week to finish off one part. The meme is so slow, it makes snails look like race cars. Nobody wants to be associated with lunatics such as yourselves.

This is why the higher ups have decided to implement the Battle Royale Act. ["BRA" appears on the side of the screen] The time you had to display how courteous and welcoming you are to new blood has run out. Changes will now be implemented to certify the meme's ultimate destruction.

Yes, I forgot to mention how we plan to do this: You have until this part to kill each other until one is left standing. Failure to do so will result in everybody's utter demise. This is a time for you to seriously start planning your own survival. Kill or be killed. Your objective is to win if you plan to live.

Now, I want you pieces of shits to listen carefully to the rules.

One. You are to stay here on the meme. As you will soon realize, the higher ups have installed a top of the line replica of Island Okoshima in the heart of the meme, and you are to fight in this area. It's about 10 kilometers in diameter, so please don't get lost.

Look here. [Holds up the same collar you all should have around your necks] These collars you're all wearing are completely indestructible and waterproof. No way to remove them. No use wishing them off or using powers. Not even God himself can tug this thing off. See this sensor here. [Points to the little monitor] This here monitors your pulse and location. Which brings me to another point: hiding will do nothing. Hide for too long, and your collar will blow you into bacon bits. Attempts to remove the collar will have the same result. I'm warning you not to try removing it if you plan on surviving. And I highly doubt our clean up crew will like moping up chunks of what used to be you.

What I would like for you to do now is to leave this thread individually after being given this bag. [Places a backpack on the table and takes an item out one-by-one] Inside, you will find these items: Shit trail mix, dry granola bar, three bottles of water as fresh as Walt Disney's head, a map of this forsaken island, a compass for people like Austria, a flashlight so you can pretend you have night vision, and finally... a weapon. Each weapon is different and may or may not be useful. May you luck out.

As for the map, as you can see we have labeled each location with different areas. There will be a forbidden zone each day, in which you should avoid unless you are utterly stupid or suicidal. Being caught in a forbidden zone will trigger your collar to explode, so please listen for which area is forbidden on the daily announcements.

One last thing: Please do not hurt or threaten the bystanders. Please use your tiny little brains to kill only those wearing collars and uniforms.


Now, let's begin.

[When the video is finished, each participant is called by number and given their bag, at which point they are free to do as they like.]

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[tl;dr: Here are the rules simplified and a map of the island with labeled zones for your convenience]

[When you are killed, please post in the deadcount entry]

[If you would like to drop out of the game, please post here]

[(Anonymous)]

YA BLOODY WANKAAAA

[(Anonymous)]

While waiting for the new part, I started watching old Morning Musume PVs.
Why did I think that was good music.

[(Anonymous)]

because you were a weeaboo

[jaydestarlight]

Hi there meme! I completely missed last part...

[(Anonymous)]

hiya!

[(Anonymous)]

mmm more actual weapons this time

MORE BLOOD

[(Anonymous)]

VIO-LENCE! VIO-LENCE!

[(Anonymous)]

So do we post in that thread or separate threads.

[(Anonymous)]

That thread

itt: Headcount and would you fuck Gordon Ramsey?

[(Anonymous)]

Re: itt: Headcount and would you fuck Gordon Ramsey?

[(Anonymous)]

No he'd criticize me.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!" 'Anon. Anon. Come her. Look at that. Does that look fucking ERECT to you?! FUCKING DO IT OVER! GOD!"

[g_zimmer]

Hello. I'm George Zimmer, founder and former CEO of Men's Wearhouse. It was a pleasure speaking to Gordon again. We go way back, him and I. Being two huge television icons we share a bond that I believe cannot compare and cannot be explained using words alone. I remember. Back during the sunset of October 17th, 1995... Gordon and I... A few drinks... A little bit of small talk... Before I knew it he had a knife in one hand and a rolling pin in the other. I begged him not to shove the knife in my anus. He was merciful, instead sticking the rolling pin up my ass while skinning my hard cock like a freshly caught halibut. "It's fucking raw, it's fucking raw!" I screamed over and over as he pampering my dick with that knife and thrust that wooden pin up into me over and over again. The dialogue was his choice, and that is why I believe he came first even though I had not touched him. It was the most amazing night of my life.

And here is thanks for that night. A taser in my hand! What a marvelous weapon! I believe I confessed that I am very serious about this Powers Hetalia Axis Anonymous Meme Battle Royale. I must win this competition in order to regain my throne as a CEO and enjoying the life of authority and luxury. As I am now, unemployed and helpless, I cannot afford my doujinshi of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland rimming The United States of America. I need such nation lust and pornography in my life or I may go crazy... In fact, my desire to murder you all is quite high so I am already crazy. I guarantee it.

[LUNGES AT THE NEAREST NATION WITH HIS TASER.]

[g_zimmer]

[trips.]

[drops the taser and falls face first on it; his pupils meeting the weapon. his eyes dry up and burn as his entire body flails in response to the electrocution.]

[(Anonymous)]

do we... do we respond to people's posts in that thread or... ;A; how does this work... DO I RESPOND IF I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THE BATTLE ROYALE......

[(Anonymous)]

You can if you want

there isn't any set form, I mean, it's meme....

though obviously if you didn't sign up you shouldn't engage anyone to fight because they can't fight you

[(Anonymous)]

There's a small open area on this island. There seems to be a few rabbits running around. If you're looking for some meat, you might want to consider murdering those bunnies and cooking them.

[thenorthsbastard]

[He is not sure what he is doing in this place, or where the Wall and the snow went, but he was given a strange sword and not much else. If he is going to survive this strange place, he will have to hunt.]

[The rabbits over there seem to be a good target...]

[(Anonymous)]

I HOPE EVERYONE DIES

[(Anonymous)]

don't worry someone will spam at least a page like last time and players don't want to die

so you'll get your wish

[(Anonymous)]

pssssst hey battle royale people

post here and i'll give you a fruit/vegetable

[wiggly_george]

[(Anonymous)]

[Leaves plate of cookies out on the meme for the less cold at heart or health conscious!]

[There's a German eyelash in each one. <3]

[wiggly_george]

/takes the whole plate

[(Anonymous)]

[leaves a dryer on the meme]

[a cat used to sit on it, that is all]

[(Anonymous)]

[opens the dryer] [puts some bologna inside]

[(Anonymous)]

Stranded at the drive in... branded a fool. What will they say

Monday at school?

[(Anonymous)]

HA-HA!

[(Anonymous)]

MORE KILLING DAMMIT

[(Anonymous)]

anon it's only day one.

[(Anonymous)]

I have to much to do in 2 1/2 hours meme... someone make me go work.

[(Anonymous)]

/makes you go work!?

[(Anonymous)]

I miss George Zimmer :(

[(Anonymous)]

A sad death indeed :(

[(Anonymous)]

/sigh why do all these books on weight training or bodybuilding for women have to focus on that delicate "toned" look and reassure their readers every five pages that you won't build bulky muscle

what if I want imposing biceps and a six pack

[(Anonymous)]

are you The Trunchbull

[(Anonymous)]

Can we sponser Battle Royale contestants

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

[(Anonymous)]

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SPAMMING THIS TAG WITH YOUR RP POSTS

[(Anonymous)]

no

[(Anonymous)]

i was checking out the weapon assignments and someone got a 3DS WITH ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF WHO WAS IT WHO WAS THE LUCKY BASTARD

i'll trade for them. something useful!!

[not a participant of BR just a bystander who wants a video game]

[(Anonymous)]

Hong Kong!

itt: meme royale players you'd sponsor

[(Anonymous)]

Re: itt: meme royale players you'd sponsor

[(Anonymous)]

george zimmer if he wasnt already dead