part 370 fresh flowers on a side table in the morning

[aphanon_meme]

Um, 2020 was a year that happened. 2021 is a new year that will happen! With flowers! And side tables! And mornings! And I didn't want to make some sort of 20s-themed name because look what happened in 2020, look what happened.

Enjoy part 370!

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[(Anonymous)]

my you look handsome today

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, thank you. It looks like this page was dedicated to handsome people... Which means France again!

[(Anonymous)]

You better work
Cover Girl

List around 5 of your all-time favourite characters

[(Anonymous)]

Hetalia or not.

And meme will analyse you to see if we can find a pattern.

Re: List around 5 of your all-time favourite characters

[(Anonymous)]

... look I'll spare you the analysis. they're all hot, antagonistic men.

[(Anonymous)]

You are cordially invented to the wedding of Germany and Italy on 19th of August!

There will be a lot of excellent pasta and pizza & very old bratwurst that you shouldn't eat.

Dress code: Revealing swimsuits. Ties.

[(Anonymous)]

doubt.jpeg

[(Anonymous)]

remember to wash and bathe, you filthy animals

[(Anonymous)]

Drowns

[(Anonymous)]

Meme, y'all rock, but special shout out to all the muns being so active right now. I've missed having things to catch up with.

You make my heart go doki doki.

Chuchus both IC and OOC

[veeee]

[It's fun!]

ctrl + v thread

[(Anonymous)]

show us what you've copied to your clipboard

Re: ctrl + v thread

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.burnie.com/privacy-policy

Look, I just wanted to share the best privacy policy on the web with a friend. It's short, so I'll add it here for if anyone's curious:

"Privacy Policy
Listen. You just mind your own beeswax and I'll mind mine.

Void in the EU. Don't even look at this or I'm calling the gendarmes, Pierre."

That's it. That's the whole page.

itt: wips/last finished

[(Anonymous)]

post your wips or the last works you finished itt

Re: itt: wips/last finished

[zeetee]

Last finished: a made-up coat of arms in honor of my grandparents: https://noordzee.tumblr.com/post/659174629244551168/on-a-whim-and-thanks-to-a-skillshare-project

Also: Aziraphale and Crowley, apparently i can only draw them cartoony these days: https://noordzee.tumblr.com/post/658621940122124288/fun-with-shapes-i-love-reducing-these-two-to

Alas, i cannot show you my wip, I don’t have the file and I don’t think I’m allowed to show you atm, but know that i have been drawing bears at work and it’s been a lot of fun. Bears are WEIRD.

[(Anonymous)]

OnlyFans? No, you misheard. OnlyFrance. On this website we only post about France and French things. Get out your baguettes and your berets, bitches.

[(Anonymous)]

but do we get to stay at versailles

[(Anonymous)]

Estonia and his alarm system are nerds.

itt: what your favorite hetalia ship says about you

[(Anonymous)]

like zodiac signs, but with hetalia ships

original thread as a ref → https://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/96385.html?thread=951521153#cmt951521153

Re: itt: what your favorite hetalia ship says about you

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I still need to sort through the list I wrote down for these threads, but to start, uh, have part 1 of ?:

America/Denmark - Your ideal relationship dynamic is clowns to lovers.
GerFra - You believe every lawful good paladin needs a chaotic neutral bard to balance him out.
FraPan - You take a unique joy in seeing someone who's really modest and serious try to talk about sex. Kudos on Nihonhon as a ship name, by the way.
Japan/Estonia - Your ideal date involves putting your Minecraft beds next to each other.
AsaKiku - You're always a slut for boys talking about their feelings.
AmePru - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being mentored.
FACE - You're just... really horny.
PruLiech - You're always a sucker for a good meet-cute.
PruCan - You're always a sucker for a good meet-cute and you're also into slash.
PruIta - Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks, but the only things that ensue are the friends we made along the way.
Prumano - Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which pain ensues.
SwissLiech - You're always a slut for tough guys who go soft for one woman.

Doing these makes me regret not knowing more about the ships with the Asian characters and what they're like. Let's hope one day Eldena Doubleca5t will do an official video for Hetalia.

Filthy, filthy hetalia smut you want

[(Anonymous)]

If you're not too shy to share.

Re: Filthy, filthy hetalia smut you want

[(Anonymous)]

dummy

Let that which is unsaid be said

[(Anonymous)]

Pick a form at http://www.bureauofcommunication.com/, fill it in, and post it itt.

Concerning Afghanistan's situation

[(Anonymous)]

Well


Shit.

Re: Concerning Afghanistan's situation

[(Anonymous)]

it's horrible.

Meme music - revenge

[(Anonymous)]

Continuing from the last thread! https://aphanon-meme.dreamwidth.org/96639.html?thread=953219967#cmt953219967

A theme best served cold. Submit any songs you want that fit the theme revenge itt!

Tomorrow I'll gather them all up in a spotify playlist again. Looking forward to your tunes meme :>

Re: Meme music - theme suggestions

[(Anonymous)]

And over here you can leave any suggestions/thoughts on the themes for future threads. If no one suggests anything we'll stick with the fallback theme destruction. As a reminder, you can interpret the theme however you want.

Stroll Down Meme Memory Lane - Canada/Netherlands

[(Anonymous)]

Hi friends! It's been a very, very long time, but I was bored and found an old (NSFW) RP thread from the meme LJ dressing room that might interest some of us. Anyone still here from 2010?

https://aphanon-dr.livejournal.com/1358.html?thread=6649166#t6649166

P.S. This is mapleontop's mun, kicking herself for letting the account get deleted. Netherlands mun, if you're out there by any chance, I want you to know that I'm sorry we lost touch, but I'll be damned if this wasn't one of the hottest things I ever logged IN MY LIFE. <3

Re: Stroll Down Meme Memory Lane - Canada/Netherlands

[(Anonymous)]

I'm from 2010... Not the Netherlands mun unfortunately.

rp reminiscing thread

[(Anonymous)]

let's get nostalgic about meme rp

rpers you miss, rp events you miss, your absolute favorite rp thread you've ever done or read, etc etc

Re: rp reminiscing thread

[(Anonymous)]

remember the tentacle threads? good times

[(Anonymous)]

america vs. ronald mcdonald: who wins

[(Anonymous)]

Ronald can bribe Alfred with hamburgers

Ask a ___ thread

[(Anonymous)]

Put something that describes you in the blank line as a reply (eg, mun, californian, etc), then others can respond to your comment with questions!

Ask an onion

[(Anonymous)]

Ask an onion

Feel free to drop by / drop characters in whichever areas mentioned!

[jipangu]

[ SO, when Kiku mentioned to Germany (and subsequently Italy) about having a "private retreat" ]
( Kiku might have completely understated the exact size of this """retreat""" )

[ In actuality, the ""grounds"" kind of encircle the meme about 2/3rds of the way through. A GOOD chunk is taken up by natural gardens and meme nature that Kiku likely helps tend to in Kiku's TOO MUCH spare time. Someone has to care for the land instead of letting it grow completely wild, right?!? ]
( ...Good luck with totally preventing that in the future, Kiku )
[ Basically, if one were to walk from main meme gathering areas to not far outside them, eventually, they'll run into Japan's "place", ( It's nearly impossible to get lost from there, Germany!!! Good thing he's likely followed Kiku at any rate ) and Kiku likely would (often) offer you (passerbys) some delicious (Japanese) food in exchange for helping Kiku to take care of the meme grounds and keep the land cared for. ]
( Often Kiku will likely make handmade little accessories for Eyes.gifs {that might take shelter too} before sending them on their way . . . )

[ For now though it's definitely been ... Pretty Quiet TM. But it's definitely peaceful ]
( The nature of the place really helps give off a calming atmosphere, the natural gardens are indeed just as nice as in Japan's own home (especially where Kiku helped plant things, like the nearby Sakura / Cherry blossoms trees grove), and at night the sky is often clear and full of stars. There's even a traditional onsen at this place! )

[ Basically, as long as one doesn't travel too far off these "grounds" they'd probably be fine travelling outside "this place", for a while. Kiku avoids the much further off woods obviously, so as long as one doesn't get 100 percent lost there... but, if you keep walking, you'll eventually run into this place anyway, so.... ]

( Cicadas might be a little loud this year, but that's normal to Japan, so but for the most part they can be ignorable too, especially the longer you stay / get used to them. )

Indoors area - Kitchen

[jipangu]

[ Traditional-style Japanese kitchen that is . . . pretty huge too!! ]

[ You can find pretty much any cooking tools here but they're all stored super neatly, too. ]

[ if you ask Kiku for food, would probably be in / lead you to this area. ]

[(Anonymous)]

Will an Alfred F. Jones please stop plugging up the toilets with hamburgers? Your excuse that the toilets deserve to enjoy real food makes them unable to be used for their intended purpose!

[(Anonymous)]

Doesn't sound believable, Canada...

ITT funny videos

[(Anonymous)]

share funny tiktoks or vines that one can slap nation(s) on and it'd feel organic

I'll start
https://www.tiktok.com/@nnamdianunobi5/video/6993755464773143814
dunno who the siblings should be but I love the idea of France seeing this and weeping

OnlyFans to Block Sexually Explicit Videos Starting in October

[(Anonymous)]

OnlyFans is getting out of the pornography business.

The company will prohibit users from posting any sexually explicit conduct, starting in October. Creators will still be allowed to post nude photos and videos, provided they’re consistent with OnlyFans’ policy, the company said Thursday.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-19/onlyfans-to-block-sexually-explicit-videos-starting-in-october

It's kind of unclear what will be allowed exactly...

Re: OnlyFans to Block Sexually Explicit Videos Starting in October

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, I see they're using the old DeviantArt "It's not porn, it's tasteful art!!!" defense.

We all know how that turned out.

canon "ooc" moments you like

[(Anonymous)]

those little moments where characters act unlike themselves, like, idk, france being concerned for italy when england wanted to spread rumors about him

that time when belarus smiled

etc

Re: canon "ooc" moments you like

[(Anonymous)]

she smiled?!?!

jaapn 2.5d stage play world festival

[(Anonymous)]

Did anyone else get tickets for the japan 2.5D Stage Play World festival? They showed a Naruto play, then a My Hero Academia Musical, and this week is a Sailor Moon musical. The My Hero Academia musical did so well that per demand, they added another showing on August 28th.

info: https://j25stageplayworld.com/

(the ticket site is down for a lot of people right now, myself included. guess I'll get a later ticket for sailor moon...)